February 2010
My mother is popular.
She asked me to get her phone off of the chair. THIRTY SEVEN new messages. And no. She does not get Twitter updates sent to her phone. >.>
Feb 1st
January 2010
Fancy sauce?
I am eating dinosaur nuggets and fancy sauce right now. Like from Step Brothers. SO good.
Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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I've found my muse.
It’s you.
Jan 30th
An apple a day keeps the doctor away?
I am eating a large bowl of applesauce, a large glass of apple juice, and eating 3 cut up apples. I think I’m set for the next few months or so.
Jan 30th
Jan 29th
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There's nothing wrong with just being yourself.
That’s more than enough.
Jan 27th
No motivation.
I keep having these ideas for controversial blogs. I have them all planned out. They sound great to me in my head. I get on Tumblr, type in the title, and draw a blank. I decided I don’t want to risk people thinking I’m a complete dumbass or bad person because of things that I say on my blog. This isn’t a blog anymore. I don’t often write pieces that have anything to do...
Jan 27th
One person I absolutely cannot stand?
tommackey: bribree: Myself. Aw, I like you BriBree :) Thanks. :)
Jan 27th
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One person I absolutely cannot stand?
Myself.
Jan 27th
2 notes
Sometimes,
The road to success is not a road.
Jan 26th
Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
4 notes
Officially NOT going to see Alice in Wonderland.
This movie was not very popular when we were children. And now that it’s getting all of this attention like it’s Twilight or Andrew McMahon or something. And I still had a teensy bit of faith left in this movie, until I saw the the soundtrack for it. Which is called “Almost Alice.” Kind of like a bad Myspace name. Whatever. “Alice (Underground)” by: Avril...
Jan 22nd
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You don't know what you got 'til it's gone.
Jan 20th
Jan 20th
LOL. Metaphors.
“If a key opens many locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.”
Jan 18th
Awe, how considerate.
I am eating this right now, and I’ve never realized the warning label on the side. “CUIDADO: CALIENTE! TENGA CUIDADO ESPECIALMENTE SIRVIENDO NINOS” Which means “CAUTION: HOT! HANDLE WITH CARE ESPECIALLY WHEN SERVING CHILDREN.” Awe. :3
Jan 18th
2 notes
Jan 18th
Wow.
chr1sorlando: samsesko: Yeah. Have a heart attack, I’m using tumblr again. Hahah. And, I’m starting with a new vent. Hate on it all you’d like. Just expressin’ my own opinion. (: Due to an article in Fraser High School’s newspaper, my best friend and I ranted to each other and both came to an unanimous decision that the high school students who claim “edge” are claiming a falsity. There a...
Jan 17th
Jan 17th
Hanging out with Dan, Chr1s, and Matt was really...
It made me feel good. I had a great time, and it made me feel like I have friends again. It made me feel normal. Dan is my best friend, and I know he has Chr1s and Matt and Tom Mackey and Ashley and everything. But I’d still like to think that he looks at me as a best friend. We’ve been starting to hang out more lately, and now that Kenny and I dating doesn’t really get in the...
Jan 16th
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They say jump, I tell them to suck it. New policy.
It’s called the “Lets not take advantage of Bri because we all know she’ll always be here for you” policy. I am not, nor ever have been stupid. I have not, nor ever have been the kind of person to boss another person around. I will not, and will never again think for a second I’m always going to have something or someone, because I know that tomorrow, everything...
Jan 13th
kenj asked: I know that we weren't always like this, but whatever made this for us is one great power. I can't get enough of your scent, your touch, or your personality. I just can't get enough of you, and I like you a whole bunch.
Wait, a question...
How is your homework, princess? :D
Jan 13th
Rofl. S. Darko is silly.
swine09: “How do you explain the car that came out of nowhere?” “How do you explain midgets or sock monkeys? I don’t know, shit happens.” I know this is old. xD S. Darko was a HUGE disapointment. :\
Jan 13th
Kenny.
We’ve been dating for 7 months a couple days ago. But I’ve liked you since I’ve met you. And not only do you still give me butterflies, you make them fly.
Jan 12th
New Tumblr icon.
By: DanCox. WHUP.
Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
Jan 9th
My life. Is over.
Conan O’Brien is getting canned. :\
Jan 8th
Ooh brother. My mom is a handful.
Me: "Mom, can we get TAMPAX Sport?"
Mom: "What? So you can stick it in and magically go from playing tennis to jumping into a pool an swimming? And for what? 3 dollars more? F that. You're getting the normal kind."
Me: "MOTHER."
Mom: "WHAT? I was just trying to sound like an a-hole."
Me: "MOM."
Mom: "YOU TAUGHT ME THAT. I CAN SAY IT IF I WANNA."
Me: "Whatever."
Mom: "Whatevs... HEY LOOK IT'S SHAQUILLE O' NEAL!"
And then she pointed to a large black man.
Jan 5th
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“Bri, a period is just an excuse to take it in the pooper.”
– DanCox.
Jan 5th
I can't have one gosh darn thing to myself.
Not even my best friends. :\
Jan 5th
Yeah, I got one. Whateva.
Ask me anything.
Jan 4th
Jan 3rd
Now I know why the trees change in the fall.
I know you are on my side, even when I’m wrong.
Jan 3rd
Jan 3rd
Dear pizza with ranch,
I’m sorry for never giving you a chance. I love you. Love, me.
Jan 2nd
Jan 2nd