ZOMG.

My girl-crush from gym class just started following me. :x

HI JACKIE LOL.

… Oh God this is a mistake.

<3 Me: "What are you doing?!"
Ian: "Doing this lil homework type thingy."
Me: "LMFAO awe yayyy!"
Ian: "So tell me something about yer day you lil shit"

A poem written by Andy Blevins’ dad.

My ex-wife was one of those blowjob on your birthday kinda women, you guys know what I mean. But even that was ok, at first, but then it got down to a handjob on my birthday -towards the end- it was like ya’ know what? You can masturbate in the shower on your birthday, fuck her! I did that on every holiday. Bitch.

Ian’s just trying to get his pussy wet.

doomf:

So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture

I am dying right now. 

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thedailywhat:

Grammys: “Maximum trolling achieved”: Deadmau5 showed up at the Grammys wearing Skrillex’s personal cellphone number on his T-shirt.

[@deadmau5.]

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daily-tumbles:

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

 

 

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teal-teen:

I love her.

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