Bri, please tell me this is you.
<3333 One day it will be, Mike.
(Source: highcastle, via colossalspacebear)
On top of my shit.
My best friend was really sick today, throwing up and everything. Not only did she miss her exams for the day, but she has to pass a drug test tomorrow that she knows she isn’t going to pass.
Brought her:
- A medium Mountain Dew slurpee (her favorite flavor)
- An Easter egg shaped Reese’s cup (her favorite shape)
- A small cup of my sisters pee (uh yeah.)
Do I get the best friend ever award yet or what?
KJ: Oh yeah? Well you're a poopface... fricken... booger brain.
Justin: Yeah, there are. We just need to stay strong, you know?
When you’re walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class..
You’re all like
They see you and are all like
Then the teacher sees you and they’re all like
So you’re just all like
(Source: treacherousemilio, via toocooltobehipster)
Drove Through Ghosts To Get Here: I’d like to return to taking substances on an almost everyday basis....
I’d like to return to taking substances on an almost everyday basis. LSD helped me cope with my anxiety and my lack of want for social attention as well as helping me discover who I truly am. Ketamine caused my deepest subconscious demons to come forward so I may realize what is really making me…
Although I’m not supportive of using drugs as a scapegoat, I’m glad that you recognize this as a problem. :)
That moment when you realize Ian moved into University of Michigan today.
At first I was like:




And then I want to call him like:

And I just know he’d be all funny and amazing like usual and then I’d just be like:

It’s a sad life I live.









