On top of my shit.

My best friend was really sick today, throwing up and everything. Not only did she miss her exams for the day, but she has to pass a drug test tomorrow that she knows she isn’t going to pass.

Brought her:

- A medium Mountain Dew slurpee (her favorite flavor)

- An Easter egg shaped Reese’s cup (her favorite shape)

- A small cup of my sisters pee (uh yeah.)

Do I get the best friend ever award yet or what?